Compania chineză Boss Noodles vrea ca noi să știm ceva foarte important: Energy Noodles echivalează cu starea de legalitate.

Reclama de mai jos s-ar putea să nu vă convingă cu privire la acest aspect, dar chinezii insistă că dacă încerci produsul lor vei fi mai rapid ca un Ferrari.

Cică “want to be faster than lance strong? Be fast and use Energy Noodles!” 🙂

Textul reclamei complet, în engleză:

Hello mate, you want to ride faster? Are you powerless?
Want to be faster than lance strong? Be fast and use Energy Noodles!

0.0 nutrirition male hormons are more powerful than chock norris
secret injection total legal then you can be faster than a Ferrari!
Your male testosterone will be faster than a rocket

Use it like a professional and you will get a Mega Bonus!

ENERGY NOODLES GIVES YOU CLEAN VIRGIN PEE!!

From the manufacturers of Boss Noodles, Do Ping Province China,
Energy Noodles promises to deliver totally legal competitive advantage with rock-hard side effects.

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